Juice Update

It occurs to me that, if I were a litigator, steroid abuse might be a marketing tool. "Come and see me. ...

• "I could fly off the handle at any time."
• "You know insurance companies have geeked-out bonemashers working hard on their side."
• "Providing chemically enhanced representation since the turn of the century."
• "We will intimidate your opponents."

Being a business lawyer, however, it seems marginally less marketable.