Nice to know that our clients are thinking of us

You may have seen this story about a divorcing woman hoping to sell a casket. Her soon-to-be-ex-husband had purchased it a year earlier it in a misguided fit of estate planning. Waaaaay at the bottom of the story, the wife says she wants $890 for it:

"I'm really pressed for money, and I'm hoping I can use some of it for attorney fees," she said.

Memo to self: If I am ever tempted to venture into domestic relations, get a retainer.