The continuing education of Daddy

The A-Train and I were playing a game based loosely on that Parker Brothers favorite, "Scholastic Aptitude Test."

If you are my son, then I am your .... "Dad," he filled in.

If the Franchise your brother, then he is my ... "Son."

Good. And if I am Mommy's husband, then she is my ... "Woman," he finished confidently.

My beloved spouse tried to glare at me, but she found it difficult while laughing.

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This morning, the A-Train was frustrated by his wardrobe, and I called him in to discuss the problem.

"This shirt won't turn inside out," he explained. "I keep turning it inside out, but it's always the inside."

Bring it here.

"See? I just want to see what is on the front."

This is a plain white t-shirt. There's nothing on it.

"Oh." He returned to his room and started over with a new shirt.