My family would know it was the lottery
So the guy who won the $220 million Powerball lottery (translating to a lump-sum payment of about $80 million after taxes) over Memorial Day weekend did not tell his family until last week:
If I summoned my family to Sun Valley, they (optimists all) would expect the lottery news and suspect the terminal illness, but I fervently hope that multilevel marketing would not enter their thinking."Duke said he told his father and sister about the jackpot but the rest of his family was unaware until Sunday, when he asked them to meet him in Sun Valley. He said they had assumed he was going to reveal a terminal illness, multilevel marketing scheme or a wedding engagement."
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Actually, I would expect an announcement along the lines of, "I have been named President-For-Life of the Roseburg PTA."
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